God of...

Do you have any god relatives? I am Zuja`s, son of the king of Gods Zeus! And as for the rumor that a certain BattleLoser killed him....IT IS FALSE!!!!!!

BUllshit, i killed him and pissed on his dead body. I am not the god of thunder.

Zeus is King of the Gods. He survived your pitiful attack and it now in hiding. Waiting...

Do all gods go through drug rehab?

I never went to rehab.

man screw all of yall...i am the third cousin of hercules's second wife's sister-in-law

i'm god's brother, been immortal since ...well......forever

When your a relative to god.
They nail you on a cross.

When you talk to god.
Your Praying.

When god talk to you.
Your Crazy

Erm, I don't get this thread.

Well I am alksjfl;ksaj god of yada yada yada

Well unlike any of you. Ton of ppl worship me in temples.

Wait, if Kuja's' father is Zeus, the God of Thunder, and Sov killed Zeus and is now the God of Thunder, does that make Sov Kuja's stepfather? Shouldn't Kuja's start calling Sov "Daddy"?

Anyway, I am Jessica! Goddess of Perversity!

I REFUSE TO CALL THAT BUFFOON MY SON. I never adopted him. I just killed his biological dad.

What in the everloving fuck is this horseshit?