My RPG "Arkantis"

I know some mod is going to close this before it ever starts but may as well try.
Welcome to MY world.
I havent seen any games like this yet so I am going to make one, I just need 5 players.
The game is as follows:
The first five people to come are the characters in my world (plus me the game master), I tell you your situation and you post what you do, I tell you what Items you have and you use them. Here is a hypothetical situation.

*Violent situation*

Game master says: You are cornerd on one side of you there is a wall and in front of you about 30 feet there is a 3 leged demon, the demon begins to charge he has sharp claws and a mean kick and a rancid smell to him, he has quite a bit of armor on, the only open points on him happen to be the head and legs, what do you do?

Player: Quickly, Draw my sword, stab its third leg while ducking under its first swipe of the claws then I thrust my sword up into the slot under the helmet , I quickly run.

Game Master: You get away with little more than a few cuts, and the demon limps off in the direction you were walking in in the first place, once finished running you find yourself back at the town you started you have 3 options, See the healer, go to the tavern, Go back twards the demon.


*peaceful situation*

Game master: you find youself in the tavern you sit down and order a drink and get talking with the cloaked lady beside you.

Player: I talk to her and tell her about the run in with the demon, we contine to talk, and share experences.

Game master: You make friends with the lady whose name turns out to be jeska, she gives you a dagger with an inscription on it and thanks you beacuse she was hunting that demon, she sets off tward the demon telling you to return the dagger to her family if she dosent return. You have 2 options, stay and wait for the return of jeska, or follow her back the way you came.



Enough examples...

I need 3 people , 2 male, 1 female

Natasha, the wander.(female)

Belash, the theif.(male)

Jareth, the warrior. (male)
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Jareth, you have nothing except your sword shield and 7 gold peices and 2 silver ones. The only other possesion you have is a ring you recently found in a feild. You are quite the adept with your sword, and have gotten out of many nasty situations with it.

Natasha, througout your wanderings you find that all you have is the cloths on your back and a small dagger for protection. You are banished from the city of Marin the capital of my kingdom but are quite good about sneaking around so you have had multiple visits there anyways. Gold: 10 Silver:1

Belash, you are a theif, and you have no motivation to stop, you have met up with natasha a few times, but you arent exactly talking. You have a small shield on your arm that is very light, and you have a light sabre, that you are quite swift with. Your quite the theif, you have 102 gold peices and 28 silver ones. Recently you were cought stealing your lunch and were kicked out of the city of Zeltra.

Ok now if anyone likes these ideas here are the rules.

1. dont make the game into a joke, I dont want you to go around raping people, or flashing people, you also cant kill yourself you post what you do and i post the result, then give the new situation.

2. Be specific, no, "i hit it with my sword" replys please

3. Dont do anything too weird, like lets say jesuva, you cant just instantly know how to use a stone that you didnt before you need to obtain the knowlege first then you can use it.

4. If you want to die to get out of the game, pm me, I will have you killed. Then I will put in an opening for a new character.
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Ok, I will look for replys, when I have somone to play I will start, I dont need 3 to play thats just Ideal.

no optimists, no fun lovers, bah.

I wanna be jareth!

If you're doing an RPG, why not make it one where everyone can make their own character? At my other forum, we had this gigantic, uber-detailed one that read like a story. Each member added a new chapter about their character like in a book and eventually they met up in parties. My character had a beginning profile 2-3 pages long It was amazingly well-writted, and the other characters were talented writers, making the story really enjoyabl....oh wait, now I see why it wouldn't work.

Bah, I have plans.
No more off topic.
Jareth , You wake up a little ways outside of the city of marin where you had camped the night before. Now you have 2 options, hunt for food there is a large population of deer and some small game that roam the area around the city walls. You only have your sword with you so hunting would be difficult but its less costly, and you are short on cash. Your alternative is to go into marin and aquire some food at the tavern and possably seek some employment. A bite to eat in marin is actully quite cheap at 2 peices of silver for a plate of food and a bit of ale.
What do you choose?

Good bye grav. See you in five days

I want to play Jareth right now. I go out, grab a deer by the horns, and stab it in the heart 17 times, and i use the skins as some sort of armor/cloak. I have much food left over, so I wrap that in skin after I slaughter another deer by stabbing it in the leg, and then ripping it's flesh near it's stomach.

You want to join Grav at banned camp, jackass?

Knock it off, NOW

God you people wrecked my thread, sov, can you delete all these posts except for the ones by me and spector, these are really off topic.

Teh fuck? Mine is clearly on-topic. I actually am going along with you on your little game. You didn't follow it either. You were supposed to post what happened, not whine and complain to the staff that "this thread is off-topic", delete everything but my buddy's thread because I have to kiss his ass for I am a Huge Mod on his site.

You cant just take his position, and I am writing a detailed story now, so that it can be at least less ridaculed. Play your part you can take the theif if you want it.

I will take Belash. I tried to see what peple thought of TBRPG but no one seemed to care. My time to play.