Here's the story: Last year a freshman got paddled about 3 times and whined his pussy ass to the administration and got paddles banned. I was a Junior last year, so this means my class doesn't get paddles! I hate that freakin' kid.
Anyway, we Seniors are not going to take this lying down. We've all went out and got plungers from hardware stores and are going to plunge the shit out of the freshman. Especially that one faggoty Sophmore prick.
I predict... a lawsuit in which he wins. Remember kids, it does not matter if hes a whiney little kid, if he wins a lawsuit, he owns your soul forever. =[ I wish some semi rich kid would beat me up to a point where I could get like 40 grand from him....