Fuck Storms/Hurricanes

this happened to a swedish hame about a week ago...really makes you feel lucky...

http://sterilecreed.com/weather/

^ Read the desrip first.

florida will get hit by another hurricane in same spot sharlie hit

You mean Charlie?

That looks like my backyard.

That's what your mom said.

*Giggle* -__-;;

Giggle google.

I'm gonna google that.

I had no power till now. 3 1/2 days. Fuck hurrican Jeneanne, stupid PMS bitch ho ass skank-wad

You guys get a lot of hurricanes. The last time a hurricane hit England was.................
I don't know.

Hurricanes don't hit england?

Too cold.

England must be a kickass place to live though, with all the rain and all, goddamn i do love rain.

Rorfl, that persons back yard got pwnt!

To steal an awesome fucking quote from 8-Bit Theater:

"Florida has a fever and the only cure is more hurricane."

What I love is when I suggest to people that live in FL that they should move to CA, I get this sometimes:

"Are you kidding? Don't you guys get huge earthquakes?"

-.- Morons.

That's why I'm glad I live in the mountains, where our only honest natural disaster-based fears are that of a blizzard (which isn't that bad, to be totally honest) or the volcano underneath Yellowstone erupting sometime soon (which would kill everything in the region).

Get serious. The last earthquake I noticed merely slammed the garage door in my face.

Granted, a big earthquake can happen, but it's not like they happen all the time or anything.

Still, earthquakes are a lot more frequent than volcanoes. I'll take my chances with Mount St. Explosivo.

I should look into buying an RV. If that thing does decide to blow, I can just move my whole fucking house out of the state.

Razie, Hush. LOL.

I should look into buying an RV.

Neutered house on wheels? Yes, please!