I'm a Douchebag!!!!

Just like everybody ends up doing yo' mama.

Oooohhhhhh!!!

But you just go straight to the ass for the compost cunnilingus and chunneling follow-up! For the win!

So, how many pushups can you do again, Grav?

That depends, does my energy come with or without a bun?

Without. You've got enough buns as it is.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Candyland? I most certainly hate that game. Look what it's done to your supple thighs!

That's not what yo mama said last night.

She just gets excited to see someone with more cottage cheese on her legs than she has.

I think that's what attracts idiots to this forum. They have some sort of brain ripple detector, and seek out coralish craniums. Either that or you suck.

Actually, it was yo' mama that was doing the sucking last night!

So tell me, when you're getting jiggy with it do you yell out OH! OH HEIN! AUCH!

Actually, I shout "mein" followed by "furher". Then I mix a bunch of random gibberish together like "das boot!" and "krankenschwester brauten!"

Hellz yeah, let's three-way Alisha!

What the fuck happened here?

Yah I'm just as lost as you are

Hellz yeah, let's three-way Alisha!

Oh it's those fucking commercials..

I'll simply reply to EVERY post in this entire thread with:
"Bitches."


Taste the fire... like it?

Bitches.

Omg Its Teh Intarweb!

Think you're Dave Chappelle? Chapelle. Chappele. What?