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Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation
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Posted 2005-03-01, 07:38 AM
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Posted 2005-03-01, 07:44 AM in reply to D3V's post "Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation"
Too old!
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Posted 2005-03-01, 09:54 AM in reply to D3V's post "Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation"
Always remember what Jesus taught us about masturbation. HE SAID NEVER DO IT OR YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
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Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

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Posted 2005-03-01, 11:33 AM in reply to zonalon's post starting "Always remember what Jesus taught us..."
You do it don't you???

Anyone with that opinion must do it...
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:24 PM in reply to D3V's post "Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation"
Amusing. But polygamy is/was okay?
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:31 PM in reply to khwiii's post starting "Amusing. But polygamy is/was okay?"
Of course, because the founder didn't have to masterbate because he had all his buddys daughters to marry and rape.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:38 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Of course, because the founder didn't..."
Masturbate. Masterbate is incorrect I believe.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:48 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Masturbate. Masterbate is incorrect I..."
Yes, I'm a chronic masturbator .
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:52 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Yes, I'm a chronic masturbator :(."
Join the club. I masturbate while I'm talking to people. All of the time.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:58 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Join the club. I masturbate while I'm..."
Lol...

Have you ever masturbated...while high?

It's fucking awesome, because it takes forever and I can finish a 2 mb lesbo clip...
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Posted 2005-03-01, 03:02 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Lol... Have you ever..."
LMAO! Wooo WHOO!!! I finished a whole one! YES I'm the man!
What exactly do you mean while your talking to people? Via AIM, Phone, in Person?
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Posted 2005-03-01, 07:45 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Lol... Have you ever..."
kaos said:
Have you ever masturbated...while high?
Man, have you ever masturbated....... ON WEED!?
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Posted 2005-03-01, 08:01 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Man, have you ever masturbated.........."
That's really some sticky icky icky.. put it in the air..
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Posted 2005-03-01, 08:02 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Join the club. I masturbate while I'm..."
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Join the club. I masturbate while I'm talking to people. All of the time.
You do. It's fucking disturbing. And then you send me the porn too. That's like one step away from circle jerking.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 08:12 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Man, have you ever masturbated.........."
My favorite movie.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 08:13 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "My favorite movie."
What movie?
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Posted 2005-03-01, 08:14 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "What movie?"
Half Baked, damnit!
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Posted 2005-03-01, 09:03 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "You do. It's fucking disturbing. And..."
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You do. It's fucking disturbing. And then you send me the porn too. That's like one step away from circle jerking.
I do that all the time, it's invigorating.

And if you don't masturbate, no matter the reason, joo's a fag.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 09:21 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Half Baked, damnit!"
Sorry to say, Harold and Kumar owned the hell out of Half Baked, Cheech and Chong, the rest of them.

I loved Cheech and Chong, and half baked wasn't horrible(it wasn't great either.

I masturbate when people are talking to me on AIM(not BECAUSE they are talking to me, they just happen to be talking to me while I masturbate.)

I've masturbated while high plenty of times, it's great.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 09:25 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Sorry to say, Harold and Kumar owned..."
The best is masturbating anywhere, in any condition.
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