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(Again) What's on your clipboard?
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Posted 2005-05-07, 02:52 PM
Count Chocula is the new mascot for the FTW psychological warfare campaign.
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Yes... Coco Puffs make me insane. I wrote and sent that to everyone I know in my area.
Pretty much bits and pieces of different things I've read and thought of today.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
Raziel said:
er er LOL
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Posted 2005-05-07, 09:30 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "(Again) What's on your clipboard?"
2v2 @ BGH !!!!
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Posted 2005-05-07, 09:48 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "(Again) What's on your clipboard?"
We are the chosen ones, we sacrifice our blood
We kill for honour
We are the holy ones our armours stained with blood
We killed the dragon
In glory we return, our destination's end
We slayed the dargon!
No more living in fear it's time to raise our king.
We made it happen we're the chosen ones!

Riding through thunder and lighting once again
We slayed the beast we brought an end
Now we have left the kingdom of the damned
Heroes of the day, legends forever!

It seems to me like a journey without end
So many years, too many battles
We've finally arrived, now we're standing at the gates
Heroes of the day, legends forever
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Posted 2005-05-07, 10:40 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "(Again) What's on your clipboard?"
slaynish said:
Connect a hose from your exaust into the car.

Get high and sleep and never wake up
aperntly this was in there from another post, i totly forgot.
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Posted 2005-05-08, 01:07 AM in reply to Kidagakash's post starting "aperntly this was in there from another..."
Kal Ho Na Ho
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Posted 2005-05-08, 05:15 AM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "Kal Ho Na Ho"
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Posted 2005-05-08, 11:42 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "A blonde, wanting to earn some money,..."
No


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Posted 2005-05-08, 01:14 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "No ajrsktklstvtastdfzxfsdf"
Jake: u know that self heating KY sex gel?
Jake: what would happen if u combined that with a trojan heated condom?
Jake: you think your pubes would spontaneously ignite?
Katelyn: are you serious?



a convo i had with a friend...


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-08, 01:47 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Jake: u know that self heating KY sex..."
Sounds like this Kate is quite the bright light bulb
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Posted 2005-05-08, 01:49 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Sounds like this Kate is quite the..."
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None of your damn business!

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Q: How many LA cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Five: One to screw in a new bulb, and four to beat the crap out of the old one.

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Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.

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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. They all beat the hell out of it, leave it lying in a dark alley and brag about it in the pub afterwards.

A: One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.

A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs.

A: Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in.

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Q: How many WWF wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.

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More jokes...

Wtf is your sig??

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Posted 2005-05-08, 02:34 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Q: How many Californians does it take..."
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
[16:23] *** C24ckh34dk1d wants to directly connect.
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge is now directly connected.
[16:23] GravitonSurge: die
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[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
[16:23] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge wants to directly connect.
[16:23] *** GravitonSurge is now directly connected.
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[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed (couldn't send packet!).
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Posted 2005-05-08, 02:58 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "[16:23] *** GravitonSurge direct..."
Uh.. won't fit on Zelaron.
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Posted 2005-05-08, 05:32 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Uh.. won't fit on Zelaron."
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
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Posted 2005-05-08, 08:56 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "http://postarchives.entensity.net/011105..."
[21:52] EvilSpaniard: oh dear
[21:53] PiMPiNReDHaTMaN: are you still gay?
[21:53] EvilSpaniard: i dunno, now i just want to fuck small children
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Posted 2005-05-08, 09:58 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "[21:52] EvilSpaniard: oh dear [21:53]..."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1071768/


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-08, 10:54 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1071768/"
Jen Taylor is the shit yo.
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Posted 2005-05-09, 11:50 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Jen Taylor is the shit yo."
Bugger all...next question.
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Posted 2005-05-09, 05:39 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Bugger all...next question."
Petro3213: hahhaaahahah

Auto response from JRwakebord1: brb, getting my hands all sticky


hair gel, you perverts


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-09, 11:00 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Petro3213: hahhaaahahah Auto..."
Nothing.
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