Computer Sexual Innuendo #2

Hey Grav, I wanna hook my USB header onto your motherboard pin.

I want to shoot my sperm onto your face.

Oops.

Hey Rico, I wanna inject my DLL into your memory space.

Your DLL has worms and viruses.

I wanna put my floppy into your slot.

Your DLL has worms and viruses.

Run your scanner on me baby.

Only if there's a popup blocker active.

Turn me on...

Edit:

Very poor I know...I can't think of anything else...

Hey Lenny, I wanna unlock your ports and send my packets.

That is a huge fucking ant on my curtain. How the hell?

Hey Grav, I wanna compile your drivers right into my kernel.

I want to hook up a 7.1 sound system and pump you full of bass.

I wanna put my DDR Booster on you and pump you full of volts.

Let's do it "dual core."

I wanna overclock your CPU from Venice all the way to San Diego.

Your capacitor is leaking.

Put some Rubycons on my motherboard baby!

Is that a Joy Stick or are you just happy to see me.

Help me plug in my mouse.

Yeah slide it into my USB port baby.