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1st he hung himself because he has no life
2nd he tries to get into the comp craze because if people know him...they hate him
3rd his parents gasp for a moment because they lost a...son?
4th everyones happy
5th he is reincarnated as a cyborg
6th his parents throw a fake born again party
7th everyone is...meh
8th his korean cousin comes to visit
9th he kills him
10th how happy his korean cousin is
11th even the peguins are happy
12th he is pissed off so he gives us 2 fingers
13th is it almost that time? dan...recount maybe you miscounted
14th tries to repent for his sins
15th god says...no (big shock)
16th god whips him (on request) back to earth
17th he meets pedro the pedophile
18th pedro goes to dans mom and she says...well you know
19th dan gets pissed off
20th killing pedro in a back stabbing manner (while pedro sleeps)
21st feeling guilty he racks, shacks, and hacks his own head off
22nd rejoice!
23rd whats left of his head is sent thru the grinder
24th pedro lives!
25th dan still thinking, wtf?!
umm lenny, ever hear of the search engine? or the fact that zelaron keeps practically every thread that hasn't been deleted immediately(thank you grav)? so, i know who kuja's #1 is, but no, sciencekid has been my only screen name here at zelaron...... except for the fact that somehow the former owner of my original email address was banned from here... go figure. *shrugs and sings* it's a small world aaaafter aaalllll, it's a small world aaaaafter aaaallllll..............