Bread

I painted 50 of them. Only 45 of them fit inside my 5 bread baskets. I felt the obvious need to connect them all to a transformer and plug my headset in to listen to what they had to say.




Listen to what they had to say:

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/01_1812Bread.mp3
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/02_FurBrelise.mp3
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/03_ParallaxLoaf.mp3

(I sampled different sounds of bread, e.g. crispbread being broken in half, teeth chewing on bread, bread being dropped into a table, and so on. Then I remixed those three pieces of music using the samples.)

You would have to be a very cool person to hang out with IRL.

That last sound clip is going to be the next big thing on MTV.

It's always a joy when people try to take art to another level. It's great to hear this as mad as it is, it somehow seems perfectly in tune with the off-beat experiment of bread painting. I can't help relay a remark you just made to me on AIM. These yeasty tunes are truly "gnaw-some".

Classical musicians might frown, though. I really dig the crunchy beat of Parallax Loaf.

That's just amazing.

Wow.

Now, maybe try cheese next.

Haha! You're quite mad, aren't you?

You did a good job with mixing the sounds. And the bread looks very pretty. Well done!

To cut what i was about to say short. I thought I was weird... Untill I saw what you had done.

You're still weird, Chruser is just weird in a cool way. And quite artistic.

Did you get a haircut?

I don't suppose you've ever heard of a [Swedish] band called Boy vs. Bacteria, have you, Chruser?

My sister just played me some of their new songs, and they reminded me of you and your bread tunes.

You would have to be a very cool person to hang out with IRL. That last sound clip is going to be the next big thing on MTV.

Thank you, I need a music video for them though.

It's always a joy when people try to take art to another level. It's great to hear this as mad as it is, it somehow seems perfectly in tune with the off-beat experiment of bread painting. I can't help relay a remark you just made to me on AIM. These yeasty tunes are truly "gnaw-some". Classical musicians might frown, though. I really dig the crunchy beat of Parallax Loaf.

Thanks, it was a fun (and time-consuming project) to work on.

That's just amazing. Wow. Now, maybe try cheese next.

Haha, I never want to touch anything even remotely related to bread again, at least for the next month or so. I have indeed obtained a haircut as of recent.
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Haha, I never want to touch anything even remotely related to bread again, at least for the next month or so.

So you're going on a low-carb diet, then?

Funny.

I already am!

Maby i'm weird in a cool way too. But there is also the fact that I could be weird in a geeky way or nerdy or normal or just plain ecosentric.

You have a concern for the environment?

So did you wake up one morning and randomly felt like you wanted to do this?

My thoughts exactly.

You're too cool for us now. :/

Maybe he meant egocentric?

Then again, his mom is an ecologist or something. Some kind of scientist I haven't quite put to memory.

So he's self-centered? Am I missing something here?