Roids, Sperm Count, Babies, Staffocracy - Next up, the failings of the common youth!

I knew a guy in HS who was going to ohio for football and was taking roids. He got massive, but wasnt able to preform with the girls if u know what i mean.

Yea, it affects you down there.

I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/

It doesn't make them 'stupid', but it does reduce your sperm count.

Yea, it affects you down there. I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/

AHAHAHAH

its kinda like mountain dew where it "reduces" your sperm count but I'm pretty sure killing a few thousand won't matter at a young age.

A popular drink that reduces sperm count? How strange.

A popular drink that reduces sperm count? How strange.

I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.

Edit: From Wikipedia; "Nevertheless, Mountain Dew contains tartrazine (“FD&C Yellow No. 5” in the US), which could lead to allergic reactions in some people. This has also led to a false urban legend that the Yellow No. 5 in Mountain Dew reduces the sperm count of male drinkers."

Yea, it affects you down there. I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/

Who told you that? Kaneda prolly did trying to get out of wearing a condom.

Believe me kids, copious amounts of Mt. Dew and marijuana do not substitute for birth control. Learned that one the bad way.

For that matter, sometimes birth control doesn't substitute for birth control. Lousy 1% chance...

You have children?

I don't remember who told me that, but it wasn't Kaneda. We had done it for like 3 years with no protection, and that weekend we smoked a LOT (just useless info) and I wasn't really worried about it, until the next week when i was feeling weird at work and my friend told me that she was like that when she was pgt...ahh.

That's crazy, someone forgot to pull out

I always "forget."

No, he did pull out....the first time...eek.

Ah shit, that's making me scared now, :P ima have to be more careful with my girlfriend then :-\

Do not rely on pulling out as an effective method. I got my EX pregnant that way man.. she had a miscarriage, though. I was almost a father. Ahh!

Same here. She lost it early on, but those few weeks kind of shifted my perceptions on everything.

Wow, after I got used to the idea of having a baby, i was soooo afraid of micarrying (sp?) and then after I was farther along, worried about her cord being wrapped around her neck (which it was but I only pushed for like 15 mins before she was out and it didn't cause any problems).

It was one of those things that made me realize that I'm barely responsible enough to take care of myself. And I'm selfish. Probably why I'm single now.

Yea, and it's crazy my girlfriend is already talking about wanting kids, which is cool with me but I'm definately not far enough in life to where i'd actually want to have kids, financially and maturity wise, but eventually in a few years i'm sure they'll be sprouting up all around. ugh, must be hard being young and a parent.

My buddy's wife just had their first, and my other friend's wife is about 5 months along. Of course, we're all in our mid to late 20's, so, in theory, it's a logical time to have kids, I guess. The thought still terrifies me.