Go mow some yards.....

A kid tries to steal a steam account (steam is for Half-Life 2 ) but he gets owned. This is the conversation on msn... have fun reading!

br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What’s ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don’t even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well…

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don’t know how you go this MSN account name, don’t really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you’ll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I’m putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I’m going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You’re doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You’ll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don’t work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i’m only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

LMAO The ending killed me.

I miss Steam... I used to play DoD all the time, now I don't have a computer at home grrrr.

Yeah man I miss DoD and Team fortress, we used to have a lot of fun, now I hardly have time to do anything it seems

Found this hilairious though.

And for other things besides, but HL2 seems to be the only really secure Steam game. All the others have been hacked to run without it.

Rather amusing. Cleverly done on br0kenrabbit's part.

I don't know how old this is, but since when have you had to buy Steam accounts? It's free, ain't it?

Anything past 1.6 counterstrike cost money now .. atleast to upgrade and get new games, etc.

I used to be baller at DoD. Haven't played in probably 5 months, though. If I ever get a computer back home, this is one of the first things on my To-Do list.

Greg.

Yes?

Go mow some yards, bitch.

bahbahahaaa

The account itself is free, but all your Valve games are tied into it. Steal the account and you steal the games.

LOL I used to do something like this in Diablo 2. When they would try and pull the good 'ole "/dnd" scam I'd tell them that it wasnt working and I would ask them to do it for an exaxmple. Then i'd just switch the scam around -_^

"/dnd scame"?

Scam, I apologize.

I'm still not clear on the "/dnd scam"

I remember the go to the corner by Charsi and drop whatever item you want duped, now to make it work press and hold SHIFT+ALT F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 and after you hit F10 in that order your item will reappear in your inventory.

Goddamn people are stupid.

Ha, sadly I've done the same. They normally ask you to join the clan, and I'd either scam them back, or write something insulting and then leave the game.

I remember the go to the corner by Charsi and drop whatever item you want duped, now to make it work press and hold SHIFT+ALT F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 and after you hit F10 in that order your item will reappear in your inventory. Goddamn people are stupid.

Never played D2, so I haven't a clue what that does, and I'm curious. What does it do?

Alt + F4 = closes your screen. You get them to drop items on the ground and cycle through until you hit ALT+F4, lmao It's hilairious to see their name leave the game.

Of course. How could I not notice that? Nice.

This is old.

This is old.

Never played D2, so I haven't a clue what that does, and I'm curious. What does it do?

....Not for him.

I'm not so sure we can tell Lenny he missed out on D2. It's fun, but addictive.

I really do miss starcraft. But anyways, this original post was awesome, I just read it again, Lmfao.