Drunk at 4 in the afternoon

So i took this test in my Anthropology class, aced it because it was that easy, then decided to come back to my house. When i got home, i find my entire driveway packed with cars i have never seen before. I park on the side of the road, hoping not to get a ticket, and walk inside. I find out that it is alumni weekend and half of the graduated class of 07 is now spending the rest of the afternoon at my house (there was probably 7-8 kegs just around the house and about 75 people). I decided not to stay so i went back to campus with my friend, and we ended up getting shitfaced because it was also Seniors night (the local bar has dollar beers for seniors). I woke up this morning in his apartment, with the number 10 on my arm, have no clue what thats all about, came back to my house to find it trashed and all my roommates are gone. As i go into the kitchen, i see that all 8 kegs are tapped, and that all of our food is gone. Im extremely pissed until i see the note on the back door with an envolope. Apparently, the graduating class felt they overstayed there welcome, and left us with some money for cleaning services, food and more booze. I count up the money and theres $1,076.25 in the envolope. So my housemates are going to split the money 5 ways, clean ourselves and have a massive steak dinner on the seniors. Today is looking very good for me.

Buy more kegs after you clean. No steaks!

Well steaks are good, but with that amount of money, kegs will be bought. Probably some good stuff too, not nadie light or busch

I'm having steaks tonite, along with some delicious mini-keg heineken. Yum.

Sounds like tittie-bar time!

Man, I just quit my restaraunt job I've had for well over a year and I wanted to roll a keg of DosXX outa there but I didn't plan it right because I still need my last check and they would know it was me. >.<