Disgusting

I just farted and HOLY SHIT DOES IT SMELL BAD. I'm not sure what I ate but it smells like a skunk crawled up my ass and died.

I hate farts like that. My ex giggles when he does farts like that because he knows it bugs the fuck outta me.

K_A is full of shit.

I seem to have about one a month that really makes me gag.

Let one go in my car after work the other night. It still smells funky.

I've gotten to where any time I have to fart, I don't fart directly onto/into any sort of chair/couch/etc. When I do, it seems like the smell lingers longer.

K_A is full of shit.

Literally.

Aha, clever!

I typed in the same thing earlier today and then exited my browser because I thought it was too cliche.

I am no longer full of shit, I just unloaded.

My day could've been better had I not known that! D:

I dunno, I kinda feel a lil bit on the euphoriac side now that he's mentioned it.

Kagom have you or your one of your boyfriends ever farted while having intense sexual ASS intercourse? Like equal to a queef of a girl?

The question fits the title of the thread right?

Now THAT is something I would NOT like to know the answer to.

Fo sho.

Why would you even wonder that, Spector?

Farts = Rocket Propellant

Fo sho. Why would you even wonder that, Spector?

Because I am a bored, curious man?


I think that could lead to bad things...