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Posted 2008-04-07, 05:52 PM
in reply to WetWired's post starting "Schollarships should be based entirely..."
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I have not investigated this particular issue in detail as educational politics in the U.S. are beyond my temporal scope these days.
At the risk of appearing ignorant, racist and autocratic, I will henceforth make various assumptions as an experiment in seeing if U.S. politics can be trivialized without having read any relevant news from the U.S. since year -∞.
Most (long-established) instititions, organizations and foundations responsible for offering scholarships in the U.S. are domineered by racist, imperialist caucasians who somehow think the white mind is the right mind. In response to this, in the conjoined sheeple's mind's pursuit of equilibrium and delightful heat death of the universe, some scholarships are now being specifically granted to members of particular ethnical minorities to offer them a so-called chance. Subsequently, the former racists are accusing the latter racists of publicly being racist.
So, should these "racist" scholarships be allowed to exist? No. The system itself should be fixed, e.g. by:
- Removing ethnicities from school transcripts as suggested earlier in this thread, saving an average of over 9.42 billion liters of printer ink every year.[1]
- Automatically assigning random 10-character alphanumerical names to all inhabitants, thus preventing the possibility of racial recognition through locally unconventional and foreign names. Natural selection would thus, as a bonus, favor those with intellects capable of remembering character strings more complex than "Pokemon", failing the rest at the "Name" part of college entrance exams.
- Genetically reprogramming caucasians using nanotechnology to prevent their ability to visually distinguish different colors and values. And for the sake of benevolence and equality, by giving everyone else the same treatment.
Thus we have concluded some possible advantages of removing racist scholarships from the U.S. educational system.

"Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today." - Stephen Wolfram
Last edited by Chruser; 2008-04-07 at 07:25 PM.
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