Help pl0x

Herro Zeraron.
Today is my 1 yur annivursary wiff mah gurl.
We're going to see a movie, but it's only an hour and half. Is there anything non-sexual we can do that you would suggest before/after the movie?

A round of I Spy.

Why non sexual?

Go bowling or to a laser tag place. If you are old enough to have some drinks.

She's on her period. Blood. Blood everywhere.

Prove to her you're a man and fly with her somewhere and earn your red wings. Fucking fagbots.

Fly somewhere?
Oh well. We ended up going out to eat, buying a Wii together, and playing Super Mari Galaxy all night. We also got Little Big Planet 2: Special Edition for the PS3 and the first Fatal Frame for the PS2. So in the end, it turned out to be a game night.

Go get your dick wet already. You liar.

If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.

*spit take*

Sound advice, Lenlen.