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Posted 2002-09-06, 11:34 AM
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available."
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Posted 2002-09-06, 11:58 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
hmm... gotta try that sometime.
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Posted 2002-09-06, 12:30 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
You shoulda put this in the joke thread ;-)
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Posted 2002-09-06, 01:13 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
hehhe smart guy
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Posted 2002-09-06, 03:18 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
hhehe funny
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Posted 2002-09-06, 03:39 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
Acutally, that would land you in jail... it seems smart.. but its just plain stupid
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Posted 2002-09-06, 09:05 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
all you have to do in Utah is say their polynesians you will have atleast 5 cars there in seconds...
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Posted 2002-09-06, 10:00 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
i wish i had the balls to do that
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Posted 2002-09-15, 12:24 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
lololol thats awesome


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Posted 2002-09-15, 08:40 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
Heh, I want to do that...but I probably never will.
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Posted 2002-09-17, 04:52 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to call the police"
LOL thats FUNNY! I wonder what they were busy doing.... probably on a donut break at the local donut shop.. oh well.. thats important to the cop!

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