D&D

Anybody play or played D&D 3.5?

We're starting an Eberron campaign pretty soon, and I've been trying to build the most whorish character I can come up with to smash things.

It's got to be an evil character of medium size with at least 1 level of any class, and the total class levels and level adjustment of the race or templates have to add up to 5.

I wanted to go ogre originally, but it's a large creature, so no go. Then I looked at a stonechild (+8 str, +8 con), but it's a level adjustment of 4, so I'd only have 1 level of fighter. While the str and con would be nice, that leaves me lacking a lot of necessary feats for hitting things.

So far, the best I've come up with is a Feral Gargun with 3 levels of fighter. I was going to make it a lvl 3 samurai, but the DM said that that race wasn't applicable for the samurai class.

Feral Garguns get +4 str, +4 con, +2 dex and minus to somethin or other. Additionally, they can use a weapon 1 size larger with no penalty. I'm looking at using a large bastard sword (2d8), a shield (tower?) and full plate. I could go dual wield, but I've had to waste all my feats on two-weapon fighting techniques and my off-hand weapon would have to be something smaller, or I'd never be able to hit anything.

If anyone has a suggestion, throw it at me. The DM said he'll pretty much take anything that fits D&D rules and those few rules he provided. (Btw, I don't want to play a caster. I want to smash things. *picture a big stupid fucking ogre*)