Court: Tomorrow

Does anyone happen to know of a website or anything that lists the potential consequences of illegal offenses in Michigan?

I'm going for two very minor charges, (Open container of alcohol and Disturbance of the peace.) unfortunately both of the charges are either second or third offense. Both of them are misdemeanors so max of 90 days in jail (180 accumulatively) but I'm not sure what the judge will do since neither is a first offense and it's the same judge I've always gone in front of so I'm sure he's getting sick of seeing me.

So, back to my original question.. is there a spreadsheet or anything available of general penalties for these offenses?

Thanks!

http://www.cga.ct.gov/2008/rpt/2008-r-0128.htm

I'm not too sure after looking for a bit. I think it'll be completely up to the Judge's jurisdiction on each of the cases. I don't think you should be getting any jail time for either offense given their severity is not very legitimate, maybe some community service hours?

Yeah I'm guessing community service/fines.. potential probation.

But we'll see.

Jeez... what'd you do? There's gotta be a good story behind this.

Uh, not really.. More like a dumb story where my drunk ass should of just kept my mouth shut.

Let me guess, at a reception?

No, the reception is a different dumb story. Which I almost got arrested at.. (Well right before) while out on bond, under the influence of alcohol, and out of the state. <--- Why am I so fucking retarded?

K_A get on AIM and I'll explain. (Both stories)

I can't wait!

Yeah, now that you've heard them you can vouche for me - Fucking retarded.

So tell us, K_A, what happened? I'm like a friggin' 14-year-old girl, when it comes to this stuff.

Basically he got drunk and did stupid shit.

TLDR
lol

TLDR lol

This was quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever read.

Update: My court appointed attorney talked to the prosecutor and said if I plead guilty to one of the charges, they'd drop the other. So I plead guilty to disturbance of the peace. The judge was pissed at me though.. quote "You make me very angry and disappointed."

Results: $355 in fines.

I got LUCKY

"You make me very angry and disappointed."

Have you considered changing yourself for the better?

That's not too bad, given your track record. That's stupid that you would get those charges to begin with though. $355 > Jail Time a million times over.

He's lucky he didn't get his ass stomped by the arresting officer, IMO.

I'd inquire about the story but I'm sure it's an obligatory drug induced tale of a young lad named Bob acting a fool and getting himself into some mischief!

It isn't my story to tell, but it isn't that bad. Just alcohol-induced stupidity.

Alright -Spector-, let's hear it.