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Posted 2007-10-19, 12:39 AM
I kid you not, I just farted for ~15 seconds straight. By far the longest fart I've ever managed. Not only that, but it's a very STRANGE smelling fart. It's kinda an even mixture of skunk and arm-pits. Strange smell for a fart.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 07:46 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Holy Shit"
One day, my farts smelled like straight up blueberries. Exactly like blueberries, and I didn't even eat any.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 08:29 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "One day, my farts smelled like straight..."
You should have went around town spreading happiness with your farts.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 08:47 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "You should have went around town..."
Feeling down?

No problem! Here's a scent of fresh blueberries to brighten up your day!
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Posted 2007-10-19, 08:48 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Feeling down? No problem! Here's a..."
This thread is now about fart jokes.

Pull my finger.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 09:12 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "This thread is now about fart jokes. ..."
PICTURE TIME

This is Thanatos spreading joy.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 09:19 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "PICTURE TIME This is Thanatos..."
Nobody can feel down after a nice, fresh blueberry fart!
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Posted 2007-10-19, 09:49 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Nobody can feel down after a nice,..."
I wish mine smelt like skittles.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 09:51 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I wish mine smelt like skittles."
Skittles are made from unicorn shit.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 09:54 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Skittles are made from unicorn shit."
Unicorns don't exist.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 09:58 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Unicorns don't exist."
Then neither would skittles.

Obviously, since skittles DO exist, so do unicorns.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 10:05 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Then neither would skittles. ..."
Interesting. Well since rainbows exist, then pots of gold and leprechauns do as well.
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Posted 2007-10-19, 10:44 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Interesting. Well since rainbows exist,..."
Didn't you watch Soutpark wednesday night?














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Posted 2007-10-19, 12:23 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Didn't you watch Soutpark wednesday..."
I was going to, but got distracted by my SNES.
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