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Posted 2004-08-02, 03:21 PM
in reply to Dr. Geekstar's post starting "..."well" grandfather said; "thats..."
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Halting in mid story, under the intense pressure of entertaining a fledgling youth, the grandfather, who was a hypochondriac and an unfortunate victim of childhood teasing, began to tremble. His childhood flashed before his eyes, a childhood filled with too many Big Mac's and the summation of it all ammounting to nothing more than 50 extra pounds and an incredible inferiority complex. The boy reminded him far too much of the teasing bullies that sent him on his downward spin to the depths of a self indulgent hell. With a slight jerk, the grandpa grabbed the boy by his throat, and ripped it out with a strange sort of glint in his eye, like a deranged Santa Claus. Blood was spraying everywhere, and staining the grandpa's tattered Jerry Garcia tank top and acid washed short shorts. The high intensity of this entire situation forced the grandpa into a seizure topped off by an immense heart attack. The boy kicked his grandpa in his wrinkled balls, spit on him in disgust, and said with great ferocity for a 9 year old, "Pay back's a bitch, gramps."


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