Best And Most Painfull Accident Evr!!!!

it was hailing, i was out the front of my house, the garage door was 3/4 of the way open, i thought it was fully open, so i ran, i had my hat on, i couldnt see if it was fully open now, i kept on running, sped up, and i smashed my head so hard the garage door broke, and i got coat hangered, and for sum reason my head isnt sore, but i cant remember ne thing from the day or the day b4, and when i got coat hangered i flipped and landed on my back, broke my $430AUS watch, and my back is swolen, yesterday when it happened i almost snapped my back, but i just bent it, i wouldve if i didnt slip over on the slippery wet concrete.. id take a photo, but im in a wheel chair and cant stand up.

!!11

coat hangered

You mean clotheslined, dipshit?

I hate to say it, but I'm sure that you'll admit it:

You're a Dumbass

What part of the ordeal made it the "best" accident? Sounds kind of shitty to me.

it is the best accident thats happened to me, and here in Australiawe call it Coat-Hangered the 2nd best thing now is going of a cliff with a 7m umbrella, but that wasnt an accident

hahaha, thats funny. I hit my head on things all the time, but not because I'm a retard, but because I'm tall.

Wow you're retarded!

congradumalations, your a doucheamabag.

lmao, dumbass. I've done that with a car, but never with my head. My mum's car. x_X

And you're posting here?

You really are a retard!.

i smashed my head really hard against it, right above my eyes. and there is a big lump going across my forhead and im having fun touching it. and i have to fix the garage door..

Nice, dude. We should have you do it again, except on film.

Except not you running into a garage door... you tied to a chair getting shot in the face!

HAHAHAHAHA BEST "ACCIDENT" EVER!

We had to do an exercise for french lessons: make a video (+- 30mins) about someone that has a strange hobby or skills etc. After only 2 lessons she allowed us to do Jackass -.-
I think after 3 lessons with us "not being so very nice" she would have went crazy

i promise ill try post some part of it

woohoo! it better not be crap!

hell it IS gonna be crap, serious crap, but fun french crap

Are you ready to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy....

Try out what Isolence suggested!

By any strange twist of fate did this also happen to you as an infant?

well, did fall off the top bunk many times when i was like 3-4, and i got hit in the head with a huge rubber ball.