ON Topic, besides. (created)*

A little while ago, I recieved a NOTICE OF THE END OF TIMES.

Notice this: one out of every 10 people farts hydrogen, but none fart cyanide.

A conspiracy of sorts...why would a hydrogen farting human be sitting here posting on an obscure gaming forum on a corner of the Internet, when he could be using the hydrogen to make atom bombs?

Cyanide kills, but atoms kill quicker.

Take away the atom, and we lose the essence of life.

Take away life, and where do we go from here? Not to the airport, I can assure you.

We take trips, but do we ever wonder why? If I go visit WW right now, does that mean I'm not farting? No, it doesn't. I can fart along the way and stink up the place as much as I want to. Hell, I can fart in his mouth.

But I don't fart cyanide, so stop asking.

End (of times) journal.

WTF?

Should I even ask?

very.................. ......... .......................

Goldberg Criminal Defence commercials piss me off. Some old man tells me to look into his eyes and he tells me I'm fucked if I don't get his help in criminal defence.

Lawyers shouldn't be allowed to advertise on TV. Especially Bodily Injury lawyers. All they do is get gullible clients and file false claims to make money and rip off insurance companies. And we all end up paying the price. The more money a complany has to pay out, the more they have to charge for a policy. So you, me, and everyone else reading this who has a car winds up paying for the fradulent lawsuits these assholes file.

Who's been stealing my post count, and my shivering system?

No...it's not been done. Get off...no, I'll drop you off at the next 7-Eleven...get yourself a Slurpee, you look awful.

End journalistic integrity.

Since when did you have intergrity to begin with?

I've had a spine since birth. How's that for integrity, you laughably incessant piece of shit?

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By some freak of nature event, Mantralord has turned even gayer.

Hay nasty...wanna come chill with me and my hard cock?

KFC, that is.

Kentucky Fried Cock?

You got it, my main turkey.

Turkey > Chicken.

OMGWTFBBQ Turkey leg.

You got it, my main turkey.

Wouldn't it hurt to stick your dick in a deep fryer?

If "fryer" is a synonym for "your ass," then I would love to explode my lovesperm all over your rectum.

I don't doubt that for a second. Sorry mantra, but I'm straight. No sweet loving for you.

hay u got hl2 keygenz plz?????

Anyone know where to find the new dupe?

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?

A: He got the gas bill!

Anyone mind if I bring back the Books of Lenny??? I'm re-writing 6-10...so...