Should Kenpo Get A Lap-Dance?

For anyone who hasn't heard, Kenpo and his wife are renewing their wedding vows this Saturday. He has asked me to be his best man. I was honored and accepted. However, sticking with traditions, I believe the best man might also be responsible for getting him a stripper.
SO VOTE NOW, DOES KENPO NEED A STRIPPER - LET ME KNOW!

Would the stripper be from Platinum Plus or J-Wags?

Techniplex has finally graced us with his presence!

Hell yeah Kenpo needs a stripper. While you are at it, send me one too.

Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!

Very yes.

Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!

You are a moderator, you can change your vote...

C'mon now, that would mean I have to actually do something.

Lazy. Beotch!

Just to clarify Techniplex's response, Platinum is a premier strip-club in Memphis with the finest bitches in town. Jaywags is this biggest fag bar. So which will it be, does Kenpo get a female stripper or a male stripper. HIS FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!

And by the way, you guys will be happy to know that I just purchased 2000 paintballs to decorate his car this Saturday at the wedding. I will try to post some pics early next week.

You are my fucking hero.

So do i get a stripper at my wedding>?

Glory and kampo are going to give each other lap dances!!

Thats weak titus, i know you could do alot better.

So do i get a stripper at my wedding>?

Yes, me.

Stripper=no renewed vowels, but a fresh divorce.

Indeed. Then do it! Make her strip, then fuck her, then beat the living piss out of her and take all her money! Hahahaahaaha! I only did that twice, but it was so fun, and rewarding! Then again, I'm a scumbag that will be in hell.

Stop confusing GTA with real life.

Okay, let me get this straight:
1. Glory is kenpo's stripper
2. JR is glory's stripper
3. Titus had 2 strippers, beat the piss out of them, but doesn't get a third one
4. Willkill fucks himself in the ass
I think I got it!!!

That's perfect!

Where would Petey fit in to all of this?

5. petey is glory's bitch till the day he dies. but even then he will still be glory's bitch.