so yeah....

i was bored around the street, saw this guy with with coins in his teeth,
i asked him what he was doing he told me a rhyme and told me say it before he goes bye.

pronounced as one letter,
and written with three,
two letters there are,
and 2 only in me,
i'm doube, i'm single,
i'm black blue and gray,
i'm read from both ends,
and the same either way.
what am i?
(it's so easy)

Eye.

aehrthr

How do you make 30 cents out of two coins when one isn't a nickel?

The other one is a nickel, and the second coin is whatever 30 cents minus a nickel is.

How much is a nickel worth? 10 cents? 20?

5, I got it from Scrubs.


Oh yeah, a quarter.

Ah, of course. And then there's a quarter.

Seems strange to me, having a 25 cent coin.

Yeah, well we have a $2 dollar bill, why not a $76 dollar bill? America is stupid about currency.

We've got a two pound coin.

We've got a five pound coin somewhere, too... but only for anniversaries and special events. They're commemorative coins, but can still be used to buy things.

Dude, don't those get heavy in your pocket? *snickers at an awful joke*

5, I got it from Scrubs. Oh yeah, a quarter.

It was on the Cosby Show a long time ago, so Scrubs loses.

Way to input negativity. Thanks!