Con Artists

College students are supposed to be skeptical, right? On Sunday night I met this big black guy named Sincere. He says he's 22, just got out of prison after 4 years because of assault, battery, harming a peace officer, etc. Anyways, he kept trying to tell me and my friend that when he was 17 he could've gone to the Pacers, Bucks, Heat, or Magic to play in the NBA, and that he had a record deal that was about to come through. All of that was taken away when he was locked up. Now, I haven't seen him play basketball, but he just plain old sucks at rapping. When we were at a friend's apartment, he freestyled and we all realized that he rapped it twice (not just the hook, verses too). This guy wrapped the weirdest blunt too. He wrapped it inside out, rubbed it with jelly, microwaved it and smoked it. It was nice tasting, but the most sketchy shit I have ever seen. I met him when he called me looking for a pound of marijuana, and me being just a consumer, thought he was a complete phony and idiot. I just think he was a big drug dealer in Cali, got busted and kicked out, and now came here with a load of 4 years of bullshit. What do you guys think?