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Posted 2007-09-11, 10:36 AM
You should invest in contacts. That way you can tell if Kaneda is wearing a condom or not... wait, that might be a little too late.

HAH. Had to.
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Posted 2007-09-11, 10:44 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "You should invest in contacts. That way..."
Doesn't have to anymore, birth control rocks!
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-09-11, 10:47 AM in reply to klo's post starting "Doesn't have to anymore, birth control..."
Haha. Is that 100% reliable?
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Posted 2007-09-11, 10:59 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Haha. Is that 100% reliable?"
Sure hope so.

LOL
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-09-11, 11:30 AM in reply to klo's post starting "Sure hope so. LOL"
Patch, pill or shot?

I know the patch is garbage and is only around 70% effective and the women using them that when they DO get preggo their kid has many problems at birth. The pill is only effective if you do it on time, and the shot is like 98% effective but gives you mood swings and you gain weight and lose bone density.

So i'd say sleeve.














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Posted 2007-09-11, 02:19 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Patch, pill or shot? I know the..."
Shot definitely fucks you up. The new thing is a ring insert, seems pretty good.
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Posted 2007-09-11, 02:43 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Shot definitely fucks you up. The new..."
I heard the ring doesn't work either... it's got one of those iffy chances involved. But who cares, because if you do get pregnant you can always get a wire hanger.














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Posted 2007-09-11, 03:57 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "I heard the ring doesn't work either......"
Eh, last girl I dated was on the shot since it's the only thing that'll work with her epilepsy meds.
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Posted 2007-09-12, 04:38 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Eh, last girl I dated was on the shot..."
thers a shot? i never heard of it. oh well, pill works fine.
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2007-09-12, 05:05 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Patch, pill or shot? I know the..."
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Patch, pill or shot?

I know the patch is garbage and is only around 70% effective and the women using them that when they DO get preggo their kid has many problems at birth. The pill is only effective if you do it on time, and the shot is like 98% effective but gives you mood swings and you gain weight and lose bone density.

So i'd say sleeve.
They all worked fine for us (Abby's switched methods a few times), but all of the Hormones used have a side effect of weight gain (and the shot is kinda brutal for it).
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Posted 2007-09-12, 07:17 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "thers a shot? i never heard of it. oh..."
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thers a shot? i never heard of it. oh well, pill works fine.
Depo provera or something like that. Causes bone density loss, but it also does not have some of the side effects. It also isn't effected by antibiotics and epilepsy meds.
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Posted 2007-09-13, 04:38 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Depo provera or something like that. ..."
and how do you know so much about this? hah
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Posted 2007-09-13, 07:31 AM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "and how do you know so much about this?..."
There is this thing called the internet...or word on the street...
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Posted 2007-09-15, 09:39 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "and how do you know so much about this?..."
how don't you know about the shot????

We thought about a mirena (you can't have kids for up to 5 yrs) its basically a sperm blocker I think, but when i asked the doctor about it she said that it causes splotting (random period like bleeding) for the first 2 years. i was like fuck that shit. The pill seems to work fine.
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-09-16, 01:25 AM in reply to klo's post starting "how don't you know about the shot???? ..."
Just have Kaneda get a vasectomy.
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Posted 2007-09-16, 07:00 AM in reply to klo's post starting "how don't you know about the shot???? ..."
pill causes that too. but i guess it depends on the one your on.
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Posted 2007-09-16, 12:42 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Just have Kaneda get a vasectomy."
I want too, hell I wanted to before this one.
She wants MORE kids in another few years.
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Posted 2007-09-16, 12:45 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "I want too, hell I wanted to before..."
Why wait? You've surely got some bricks and a hammer lying about somewhere.
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Posted 2007-09-16, 01:15 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "You should invest in contacts. That way..."
Best contraceptive ever: punch/kick her in the stomach as hard as you can.
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Posted 2007-09-16, 03:09 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Best contraceptive ever: punch/kick her..."
dumb ass. you might be able to rough up your man but you don't do those kinds of things to a woman and expect to talk to her again.

And as far as the pill bleeding goes, if you keep up on it you shouldn't bleed. If you miss a pill your body almost gets tricked into a period and you bleed a minimal amount.
Your fucking stupid
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