"The Finer Points of the English Language" (or "Harry Grammar Nazi's Big Day Out")

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i seen an ufo wen i was out side teh othr dai

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Don't you love my taunts.

Okay, that's it, Grammar Nazi Time!

Kid, shape up and start learning to type properly. Also learn the difference between, "were," and, "where."

Besides that, a proper sentence would have been, "UFOs, where have you seen them."

I'm seriously getting really annoyed by you. There is no such thing as a person who can't type out their words to the best of their ability, definitely not shown by you. On top of all of that, only one punctuation mark is necessary to get your point across to people.

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Edit:

I was very lenient of people for quite a long time. jamer123 has crossed my boundary with his relentless badgering of his religion. Then the repeated statements that are outright childish. I am sick and tired of jamer123. I may have not had a problem before, but I sure as Hell do now.

I figured I covered something like that with him.

Hey GLG, what if it's mixed emotion like both suprise and inquisitiveness. Would it be proper do you think to use both a "?" AND a "!"?

Hey GLG, what if it's mixed emotion like both suprise and inquisitiveness. Would it be proper do you think to use both a "?" AND a "!"?

Hmm...I'm honestly not sure. I've done it before, but it may improper.

Lol, calm down. Who cares if a kid uses abbreviations, it's their problem. =/ Thank god I never do that, you're worse than a woman GLG. Wait, maybe you are a woman!

u r teh wallow u r teh glg u r teh k!ng 0f @|| ?!@?!@?#@$?#%$?$^?%^&?&?&

Really have no Idea why I done this.

u r teh wallow u r teh glg u r teh k!ng 0f @|| ?!@?!@?#@$?#%$?$^?%^&?&?& Really have no Idea why I done this.

Woot.

You eevr raed taht sutdy wehre it syas taht if in a wrod you keep the frist and lsat lterts but you sarclmbe the rset, you wlil sitll udnreatsnd it? Sncie yuor barin gorpus wrdos isnetad of radenig ervey ltetr

You eevr raed taht sutdy wehre it syas taht if in a wrod you keep the frist and lsat lterts but you sarclmbe the rset, you wlil sitll udnreatsnd it? Sncie yuor barin gorpus wrdos isnetad of radenig ervey ltetr

Retard above!

You ever read that study where it says that if in a word you keep the first and last letters but you scramble the rest, you will still understand it? Since your brain groups words instead of reading every letter.

Don't ever do that. I have a magnificent brain that can decrypt retard. A lot of people can't though. I also used the help of http://www.zachwordunscrambler.com/ for two words ltetr and radenig.

ltetr is not "letters" scrambled!

Ok, you try writing a paragraph in the format I did in less than 2 minutes (without using a decoder, bitch) without any typos.

Sidenote: I missed one e in my post and you friek out, sheesh, imagine how you react to Jamer's posts

The whole thing was typos.

The whole thing was typos.

Very nice Coriander.

Hey Swallow, I will never ever feel the need to write how you wrote. So don't try and compare me, I would simply never do it. Seeing as how I read, write, and speak in English, Spanish, and Japanese. No where do I write and speak in nonsense.

And people wonder why all of the good, old members rarely post..

Very nice Coriander. Hey Swallow, I will never ever feel the need to write how you wrote. So don't try and compare me, I would simply never do it. Seeing as how I read, write, and speak in English, Spanish, and Japanese. No where do I write and speak in nonsense.

why japanese do you like anime so much that you had to learn a new language so you can get your episodes a day faster?

why japanese do you like anime so much that you had to learn a new language so you can get your episodes a day faster?

I've been learning Japanese since I was 5.

Or why they're going away.

I've been learning Japanese sense I was 5.

well that doesn't make SENSE

It makes sense, you silly Spaniard.