Whats the difference between...

Whats the difference between a Scientist and a Woman?


That many things go trhough the scientist head
and
many heads go throught he woman's thing:O)

Much better than the world's funniest joke.

What was the world's funniest joke anyway? They refused to tell it over here in Sweden

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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Funny-less.

Lack-o-funny.

the 1st one: funny

the "funny" one: anti-funny

Real Funniest Joke Ever:

Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

:O) :O) :O) :O) :O)

hahahahahah! thats soo fuckin funnY!

hahahah the arnold pics are funny as shit

Originally posted by Adrenachrome hahahah the arnold pics are funny as shit

I've failed to find crap very amusing.

Okay try this one on for size.
Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was having sex with the chi *stutters* chi.. chi... chi... because it was having sex with the chi... chii.... because it was having sex with the chicken.

AND

*Knock Knock*
Who is it?
An interrupting Cow.
An interru--
MOOOO!

Originally posted by Medieval Bob *Knock Knock* Who is it? An interrupting Cow. An interru-- MOOOO!

That joke would be funnier if you were telling it while I was setting you on fire.

Originally posted by GravitonSurge That joke would be funnier if you were telling it while I was setting you on fire.

lol!!!!!!!! :O)

Originally posted by Chruser I've failed to find crap very amusing.

"thats funny as shit!!"="why yes that is very funny"

Crap isn't amusing? What the hell are you talking about, Chruser?! Poop is only 2nd to midgets and the retarded at the top of "comedy mountain."

Haha!

Originally posted by Medieval Bob Okay try this one on for size. Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was having sex with the chi *stutters* chi.. chi... chi... because it was having sex with the chi... chii.... because it was having sex with the chicken. AND *Knock Knock* Who is it? An interrupting Cow. An interru-- MOOOO!

JIMMY!!!

I'm glad somebody realized who I was quoting there.