I came, I saw, and i jumped.... *cough* conquered *cough*

I love these smileys. I am new, wahoo!!!!!

...Someone shoot him. Please.

...Nevermind. That would be a waste of ammo. Instead, torture him to death. It'd be more amusing.

I Love Those Smileys!!!!

And we hate you, Caesar.

Why don't you go cross the rubicon into a different forum.

And we hate you, Caesar. Why don't you go cross the rubicon into another forum.

Oh holy shit, here come the guys with those "happy daggers", or was that romeo. Probably was, but now i am bleeding...

Man...You're making such a wonderful first impression. Keep it up.