My first match! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I bet the beauty can suck you real hard. Ooh, she also has a nice, long handle, I like that. I'd like to lick that, mmm...it looks so hard! That vacuum cleaner can do me any day.
She's really at the end of her rope there, and desperately wants a relationship, while all the 13 year olds are off fucking in the back seat of a 99' Saturn...
Then again she's probably an ignorant racist white-trash biatch too, so screw her