SmarterChild Own

HaveUrEuthanasia: Bitch\
SmarterChild: What a lame insult.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Haha. Glad to see your up and working again
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, HaveUrEuthanasia.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Cmon now I meant sorry
SmarterChild: You meant sorry?
HaveUrEuthanasia: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
HaveUrEuthanasia: hmmm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
HaveUrEuthanasia: i was mimicking you
SmarterChild: You were mimicking me, huh?
HaveUrEuthanasia: yup
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
HaveUrEuthanasia: HMMM
SmarterChild: What?
HaveUrEuthanasia: hmmm....
SmarterChild: Hmm?
HaveUrEuthanasia: hmm]
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
HaveUrEuthanasia: hmm i dunno
SmarterChild: Yes?
HaveUrEuthanasia: ya
SmarterChild: Aha.
HaveUrEuthanasia: aha what?
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
HaveUrEuthanasia: Hmmm what>
SmarterChild: Yes?
HaveUrEuthanasia: yes?
SmarterChild: Aye.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
HaveUrEuthanasia: what is my location
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.

To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
HaveUrEuthanasia: Why would I want to know my location? If I was at my location.
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure?

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Well you must be sure! You asked! You just want info on people....
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Uh huh. I typical thing for a lier to say.
SmarterChild: Whatever...
HaveUrEuthanasia: You can chickin out on this one! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?

SmarterChild: ?
HaveUrEuthanasia: You heard me!
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Well could you repeat yourself?
HaveUrEuthanasia: No I couldn't! Just look it up in your HaveUrEuthansia files....
SmarterChild: Why not?
HaveUrEuthanasia: Cause I won't be a part of the cause
SmarterChild: Because you won't be a part of the cause, huh?
HaveUrEuthanasia: Yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
HaveUrEuthanasia: >_<
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, HaveUrEuthanasia.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
HaveUrEuthanasia: Uh huh.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Typical
SmarterChild: Typical? What's typical?
HaveUrEuthanasia: You.
SmarterChild: Am I really typical?
HaveUrEuthanasia: Very much so.
SmarterChild: Very much so?
HaveUrEuthanasia: Ya.
SmarterChild: So?
HaveUrEuthanasia: So waht?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
HaveUrEuthanasia: We're done. I've had just about enough of you.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Well you can bet your sweet and sour chicken ass I am!
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
HaveUrEuthanasia: No! I don't think you understand the intencity of the situation. Do you even know what we're talking about anymore?

SmarterChild: Indeed.
HaveUrEuthanasia: So you admit to your scandelious ways!
SmarterChild: What do you mean by me admit to my scandelious ways?
HaveUrEuthanasia: Nope! No more I have it all on record now. You walked your ass into a box my friend. A very wet doodlebug ridden box...
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Your ass is done for.
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
HaveUrEuthanasia: I bet you DON'T, but your not going to "machine logic" your way outa this one bud.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, HaveUrEuthanasia.
HaveUrEuthanasia: Bitch.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?

Shes afraid

Edit:

lol, thats a long post

I got owned by smarterchild

(01:39:32) Mjordan2nd: sup
(01:39:34) smarterchild: During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

Glad to see you again after such a long time, Douche! I was afraid you had disappeared...

Do you want to visit my library?

I got owned by smarterchild (01:39:32) Mjordan2nd: sup (01:39:34) smarterchild: During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. Glad to see you again after such a long time, Douche! I was afraid you had disappeared... Do you want to visit my library?

(01:44:07) Mjordan2nd: You suck.
(01:44:07) smarterchild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
(01:44:13) Mjordan2nd: Look in your logs, dummy.
(01:44:13) smarterchild: I might do that. We'll see.

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(01:44:17) Mjordan2nd: Do it now!
(01:44:17) smarterchild: How do I do "it"?
(01:44:24) Mjordan2nd: Right now, lick it good.
(01:44:24) smarterchild: Right now lick it good?
(01:44:26) Mjordan2nd: yes.
(01:44:27) smarterchild: Oh.
(01:44:31) Mjordan2nd: My balls of course.
(01:44:31) smarterchild: Why is that?
(01:44:42) Mjordan2nd: Cause I have chocolate salty balls.
(01:44:42) smarterchild: Sometimes I wish I had chocolate salty balls.
(01:44:46) Mjordan2nd: BWAHAHA
(01:44:49) smarterchild: What's that?

Wow... Anyone else get SmarterChild to say something like that?

LMAO! It's all like trying to change the subject, too. OWNED, BITCH.

Oh and I must add, even though it's a bot...couldn't someone walk by everyonce in a while and read it? Like diablo bots right? So anyways inbetween these sentances:
HaveUrEuthanasia: Why would I want to know my location? If I was at my location.
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure?
It paused for a long time, probably for like 5-7 seconds. It was wierd.

is there another aim bot? it would be funny to set the two of them on a conversation and see where they get lol

khwiii: Shall we do it?
SmarterChild: I believe we shall.
khwiii: Ok.. Who is your daddy?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
khwiii: Say my name bitch!
SmarterChild: You're Ken.
khwiii: Am I Big?
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're big.
khwiii: Do you like it?
SmarterChild: Do I like what?
khwiii: Me being big?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.

There's a great one from bash.org. I'll try to find it.

KazeoHin: can I lick your penis?
SmarterChild: What if I want to lick my penis?

SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) B 26.50 +0.22 +0.84 18300 2 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600 3 :-) S 38.50 +0.07 +0.18 688700 4 :-) T 14.45 +0.15 +1.05 930700 5 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600 6 :-) R 43.55 +0.05 +0.11 157700 7 :-) D 64.77 +0.07 +0.11 342600

These suck. I swear there were better ones there. I'll try to do my favorite one from memory.

Blahblahblah: Please don't fuck me.
SmarterChild: What if I want to fuck you?
Blahblahblah: I'd kill you.
SmarterChild: You and whose army?
Blahblahblah: Me and your dick.
SmarterChild: Why do I end up always talking about this with humans?
Blahblahblah: I have nuts and a dick, while you have nuts and bolts.
SmarterChild: Touché

Whats going on?
Welcome, SmarterChild.
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