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Posted 2005-05-04, 11:03 PM
After a mysterious 3 month absence I return. Anyone want to guess where I have been?
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Posted 2005-05-04, 11:12 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
Honeymoon maybe?
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Posted 2005-05-04, 11:54 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
A coma brought on by a car accident caused by jerking off behind the wheel.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-05, 05:05 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
Cincinnati?
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Posted 2005-05-05, 07:46 AM in reply to khwiii's post starting "Cincinnati?"
Three and a half feet directly south of your computer?
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What is it they say about silence being golden?
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Posted 2005-05-05, 09:08 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Three and a half feet directly south of..."
Bark twice if you were in Milwaukee.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-05, 10:42 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Bark twice if you were in Milwaukee."
Sup Doofus....where ya been bro?














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Posted 2005-05-05, 10:48 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Sup Doofus....where ya been bro?"
No

No (but a good guess)

Not much

No

No

Sup D3V
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Posted 2005-05-05, 02:20 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
Mexico?
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Posted 2005-05-05, 03:05 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Mexico?"
Prison? Prison.... camp?
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Posted 2005-05-05, 03:31 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
OH. OH. I got it. You are Scott Savol, and just got kicked off American Idol.

What do I win?
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Posted 2005-05-05, 11:06 PM in reply to khwiii's post starting "OH. OH. I got it. You are Scott..."
A blowjob from Ryan Seacrest.


KagomJack said:
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Posted 2005-05-06, 12:22 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "A blowjob from Ryan Seacrest."
First of all...

WHAT THE FUCK?

Second guess:

You were on a business trip to Africa!
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Posted 2005-05-06, 07:44 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
Doofus_AW said:
After a mysterious 3 month absence I return. Anyone want to guess where I have been?
In your woman's pants several times?
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Posted 2005-05-07, 01:18 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "In your woman's pants several times?"
HandOfHeaven said:
In your woman's pants several times?
Well yea....but not what im lookin for....
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Posted 2005-05-07, 04:08 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post starting "Well yea....but not what im lookin..."
Bunjeejumping (sp???)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2005-05-07, 07:16 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post starting "Well yea....but not what im lookin..."
Doofus_AW said:
Well yea....but not what im lookin for....
Jack shit? Presidential Campaign for 2008!??!?!?? LMAO!?!??!? ROFLY!?!??!? NIGGER
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Posted 2005-05-07, 06:09 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Jack shit? Presidential Campaign for..."
you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.
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Posted 2005-05-13, 02:15 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "you went to Iraq and got kidnapped &..."
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you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.
Well this is the closest answer. Yes to Iraq, no to the kidnapping etc...I was working for a security firm doing some assesments on government facilities for a variety of products. Mainly vehicle barriers. It was a very interesting place to be. You havent lived till you've been awakened in the dead of night by a nearby mortar shell

Anyway I am back. I am in a nice new office job and yes, I will be hanging around Zel a little more as soon as I settle into this new gig. And oh yeah, I am still getting married on Oct. 8th.

And your all invited!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2005-05-07, 06:31 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Doofus"
SO yeah where did you ACTUALLY go?
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