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Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy gotta suck and kiss to get a little repsect?
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Posted 2005-12-02, 08:53 PM
Well?
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Posted 2005-12-02, 09:06 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post "Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy..."
37 dicks in a day.
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Posted 2005-12-02, 09:09 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "37 dicks in a day."
GravitonSurge said:
37 dicks in a day.
Dude don't forget the 68 asses too
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Posted 2005-12-02, 09:19 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "37 dicks in a day."
GravitonSurge said:
37 dicks in a day.
Who woulda guessed? You knew!














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Posted 2005-12-02, 11:23 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Who woulda guessed? You knew!"
im proud to be gravs number 32. i think that it should be 74 asses, two per dick. im still stuck at a 20/40 cap. oh well, ill keep blowing and kissing my way to respect.
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Posted 2005-12-02, 11:55 PM in reply to Sebarak's post starting "im proud to be gravs number 32. i think..."
Sebarak said:
im proud to be gravs number 32. i think that it should be 74 asses, two per dick. im still stuck at a 20/40 cap. oh well, ill keep blowing and kissing my way to respect.
Yeah two per dick makes sense since a person has two cheeks...
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Posted 2005-12-03, 01:23 AM in reply to Curian's post starting "Yeah two per dick makes sense since a..."
The ammount of thought you guys put into this kind of makes me wonder about your orientations.
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Posted 2005-12-03, 05:07 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Who woulda guessed? You knew!"
D3V said:
Who woulda guessed? You knew!
They don't call him FANGS for nothing dumbass.
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Posted 2005-12-03, 07:57 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "They don't call him FANGS for nothing..."
Good point................................

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Posted 2005-12-03, 10:47 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post "Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy..."
To get respect you must learn how to respect... or something like that.
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Posted 2005-12-03, 03:36 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "To get respect you must learn how to..."
The answer is 42.
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Posted 2005-12-04, 08:51 AM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "The answer is 42."
Jamesadin said:
The answer is 42.

James ftw!!


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-12-03, 04:57 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "To get respect you must learn how to..."
Thanatos said:
To get respect you must learn how to respect... or something like that.
That works, but not always. I see some people give respect all day, and get walked all over. You've gotta:

a) Command Respect
b) Deserve the Respect which you command
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Posted 2005-12-05, 11:16 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post "Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy..."
Penny_Bags said:
Well?
That was a long, and un-expected title.

gj

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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er er LOL
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Posted 2005-12-05, 02:38 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "That was a long, and un-expected title...."
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Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy gotta suck and kiss to get a little repsect?
Was that just a random thought, or was that an actual question directed at me (me being Jesus and all).
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Posted 2005-12-05, 07:52 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Was that just a random thought, or was..."
I dunno, I thought the default for Jesus was White Jesus.
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Posted 2005-12-05, 07:54 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I dunno, I thought the default for..."
No, no, the real default for Jesus is Black Jesus, but nowdays whiteys have changed him up to be white. So while you may consider White Jesus to be the real Jesus, just now that the real Jesus was black -- me.
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Posted 2005-12-05, 07:54 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "No, no, the real default for Jesus is..."
Personal Jesus...
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Posted 2005-12-06, 09:34 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Was that just a random thought, or was..."
mjordan2nd said:
Was that just a random thought, or was that an actual question directed at me (me being Jesus and all).
Typically I adress CAUCASIAN Jesus.
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Posted 2005-12-06, 09:35 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Typically I adress CAUCASIAN Jesus."
CLEAN THE GOD DAMN CHAIR. Please.
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