Should Kenpo Get A Lap-Dance?

For anyone who hasn't heard, Kenpo and his wife are renewing their wedding vows this Saturday. He has asked me to be his best man. I was honored and accepted. However, sticking with traditions, I believe the best man might also be responsible for getting him a stripper.
SO VOTE NOW, DOES KENPO NEED A STRIPPER - LET ME KNOW!

Would the stripper be from Platinum Plus or J-Wags?

Techniplex has finally graced us with his presence!

Hell yeah Kenpo needs a stripper. While you are at it, send me one too.

Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!

Very yes.

Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!

You are a moderator, you can change your vote...

C'mon now, that would mean I have to actually do something.

Lazy. Beotch!