Guys, I think d3v is stalking me.

I wonder if gods a daquari or maragrita guy.

He's God, he can have both!

So gods palate of taste encompasses everything? He likes it all huh...

Imagine that. Being able to have everything, and liking it.

Just the having everything bit is good as well...heh heh heh...then we'd see who's boss...

Well, that is what I meant by the "as we know it" part of the statement. We know it as a human lifeform dominated world, which would end.. And yes, I would be bored..

I'd get to caught up in eating. I'd spend days on end tasting everything I could just because it was all so good. Life would come to a stand still, I'd lose my job, all my money. It would be heavenly. Man I love food... I can't wait to get high again and hit up the munchies!

I wonder if gods a daquari or maragrita guy.

Judging by how fucked up this world is, I'd say he's more of a jagerbomb kinda guy.

Or more fittingly, a 3 Wisemen kinda guy.. Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker! That shit stings..

Sounds like a good time though...

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! When God gets drunk he does crazy things...look at...erm...someone throw some kind of crazy animal at me...baboons!! How drunk was he when he created baboons??

Ya those fuckers are ugly!!

Ugly doesn't even begin to spectulate about describing baboons.

Mangy, smelly and, dare I say, 'Boondocky'!

The biggest evidence that god has a drinking problem is humanity.

This thread sucks now and should be closed.

I like the way everyone says he made us in his own image...he must have one dry sense of humour.

I think that line is from an old Calvin And Hobbes strip. Except he says "messed up" instead of "dry".

Is it??

What Calvin and Hobbes strip??

I'm confused...