One crazy adventure that never happend

Let me tell you a story about myself that never happend...


I was walking down the street minding my own business, then some hot ass chic comes up to me. I was thinking "Damn, I'd like to tap that" and she said "You can if you want". I was like, did I say that out loud? She is like no, but I could read you mind. I was like WHAT? HOW? She is like, your 8in penis is harder than trying to beat xc using some pm cheat. I was like oh, and smiled. Later on we went to her house, when we got there, there was a man. I was like "Who the fuck is this punk ass bitch?", she is like that is my boyfriend. He says "Who the fuck is this punk ass bitch?", then I bitch slaped him and said "Whos the bitch now!", he shut his fucking mouth pretty damn quick. Me and this bitch went to room and spent 6days and 6nights create love, and on the 7th day we rested.

That was one crazy ass adventure.

PS: For those who dont get the xc vs pm, its counterstrike related, its 2 hacks clans that are out, I wrote this while talking to rage-x

Episode 1 of Crazy ass adventures by Acer