Favorite Quotes?

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy Hoyle: I don't know.
Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump.
Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.

Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES.
-Billy; White Men Can't Jump

Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly?
Sidney Deane: Your mother did.

I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
-Billy; White Men Can't Jump

Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.

I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk.
-Anna; Sixth Sense

I see dead people.
-Cole; Sixth Sense