Diablo 3 item generator

OH MY TOE......

The Mighty Red One's Buttplug
-68 - 0 Damage
+3 to all red skills
Player must see a doctor immediately
Chirp Chirp
CANNOT BE USED UNTIL REPARIED



now this 1 is decent:

Dread Killer Face
90 - 120 Damage
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating
Item entertains its user with song and dance
Summons gothlings
Gothlings follow you around until killed