I've got good news and, of course, bad news for you all...
Good news. Tomorrow, I'm getting my computer back...with a floppy drive that works!!!
Bad news. My mum has got it into her head that I spend too much time on this computer (with the only internet access in the house), as is banning me from it for a week or so...
So, it looks like you've all gotta wait another week for my little thingy...sorry...