ON Topic, besides. (created)*

A little while ago, I recieved a NOTICE OF THE END OF TIMES.

Notice this: one out of every 10 people farts hydrogen, but none fart cyanide.

A conspiracy of sorts...why would a hydrogen farting human be sitting here posting on an obscure gaming forum on a corner of the Internet, when he could be using the hydrogen to make atom bombs?

Cyanide kills, but atoms kill quicker.

Take away the atom, and we lose the essence of life.

Take away life, and where do we go from here? Not to the airport, I can assure you.

We take trips, but do we ever wonder why? If I go visit WW right now, does that mean I'm not farting? No, it doesn't. I can fart along the way and stink up the place as much as I want to. Hell, I can fart in his mouth.

But I don't fart cyanide, so stop asking.

End (of times) journal.