"Now don't worry Mr. Titus, this won't hurt one bit, we're only going to cut into your eye."
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"AAAARGHHHH!!!"
Hell, if it works then it works. When I get older I'll have to get it done. I don't want to go blind...then again, I'll probably get glaucoma. No way to really avoid that.