I'm not the one hitting on a girl that I'll never meet. Try girls that you can actually meet IN REAL LIFE, maybe that'll help you with your women troubles.
I'm not hitting on her. I was making an observation. Get an education and you'll learn how to understand these things. I bet your law firm buddies have fun with you =). So much shit probably goes over your head =D. That's probably why they've kept you around this long ...you're like the ugly chick that semi-hot girls hang around to make them look better. You being in the office makes everyone feel like a veritable genius =D.