The insane beginning to my work day

So as usual, I park my van 26 miles and 385 yards from the entrance to my work because of a full parking lot and no vacancy. I get my back pack with my school books in it and my lunch for the day, and begin walking the marathon to the door.

As I enter through the doorway of the plant, a rather plump lady pushes by me and gets to the phone saying, "Call 911! Call 911!" So as she's calling the police, I'm wondering what the fuck is going on? I walk a little bit farther into the plant to clock in when a girl runs up to me shaking and just wigging the fuck out and asks me "Do you go to church!? Do you go to church!?
I reply with "Yes, I go to church, why?" and she puts her arm around me and starts whispering in my ear saying "The devil is coming! He's here! The devil is here and he's coming to get me! PLEASE TAKE ME TO CHURCH PLEASE!" And she starts dragging me back outside and is like get in this car, PLEASE take me to church, just get in PLEASE!!

By this time I'm thinking what the fuck bitch. But kindly respond "Let me go clock in first and talk to my dad (he works 1st shift) okay? And she said okay but hurry. I go clock in and scramble upstairs as fast as possible and get into my office. I start telling the lady in my office about what happened and as I'm telling her the story, the girl walks in! So i'm like oh shit..
This time both of the plant managers are trying to get her to settle down, but she just kept mumbling and saying crazy shit about the devil and stuff like that, and then she saw me again and she ran over to me and started hugging me and wouldn't let me go. The mangers are like Come on! get in this office please! but she refused, and kept saying "No, I feel safer around him, I don't want to leave" And then she ended up sitting in the middle of my office floor as I ventured the internet.

Within about 3 minutes the police were here, and they were in my office trying to calm down this chick down. They get her out of my office but then she starts saying that she doesn't want to leave my side. They then try to close my door but she starts bashing into it with her body.. Finally they hauled her off downstairs and put her into the back of a cop car.

Thinking they had her in control, the police started walking back up to the plant to talk to the mangers, but somehow the girl managed to crawl out the window of the cop car. This time about 4 cops handcuffed her and her feet and threw her in the back and took her off to Madison Center.


....So there ya have it, this actually happened 2 days ago but since Zel has been down I wasn't able to post about it.

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