Double dick.

My school's IT department is the fucking Gestapo. They've blocked every single forum, game site, personal site, webhost, and miscellaneous thing that exists, and to boot, they've blocked any action offline, too. You can't right-click on folders, the desktop, files or the start menu, you can't access Task Manager, you can't adjust the taskbar.

Finally, I got portable Firefox on my flash drive, and I was using that (apparently the filters still applied to FF ;_, also, I couldn't use ChatZilla for IRC because all IRC ports are completely blocked. Today I start up my U3 launchpad, click on Firefox, and it won't launch. Fucking perfect.

So now I'm stuck using secure proxies (which can't be blocked, although they've blocked every http proxy known to fucking man) on IE7, with my history logged as well as all my cookies. Which is fucktastic because now all my passwords and cookies were saved in Firefox (which was convenient), and now I can't do that. But now every time I log into a site, my password and login is saved to the school computer. Which means that whoever uses my computer after me will be logged into my e-mail, forums, and everything else. Can't clear my history or cookies (like I could in FF).

On top of that, they have a fucktarded remote-access program which they can use to take control of my computer (can't move the mouse, type, anything). Of course, they don't use it very often, but I remember one time where I was trying to log out of Yahoo mail, and they kept remote-shutting it down, so I had to start it up, log on to my username, start up IE, and log into Yahoo so I could log out properly, but before I could log out, they shut it down, and this happened 5 times before I just pulled the plug on the back of my computer and walked away.

Thanks a fucking lot, IT staff. I now hate you with the burning passion of 1001 blazing suns (I used to only hate you with the burning passion of 1000 blazing suns).