I was on Myspace, bored as Hell and saw this on my home page. For those of you who don't give a shit about Myspace and don't have one, there are news feeds that tell you updates about your friends, and their current mood if they set one.
In the picture, I am Genocide and the update is from a somewhat large girl I graduated with named Mallory.
I saw this and found it ironically funny:
(The smileys at the top left remind me of this: )