Zip up, boys - it's castration season!

Well that's it - work and exams have finished for the next fifteen weeks (possibly even until the end of the year), and I have little to do, so I'm back.

Hurrah!

The lines between spam and nice conversation have blurred slightly without my iron hand on the tiller, so I think it's time to steer things back in the right direction.

Closing threads is a heinous crime, so splitting is what I'll do. And if you even think about spamming a decent thread, I'll publicly castrate you, so watch it, kiddo.

I've got a number of things I want to post, and if you Enforcers are worth your salt, we can get things going.

So, let's get cracking!

*begins to sharpen his knives*