I might be going to jail today.

I have a friend in real life who does the exact same thing. He got drunk, broke into a stranger's house, and got naked in their bath tub. He's done countless shit similar to that and one time fell into a bonfire while wasted. It's pretty sad. I honestly believe he can't help it and eventually he will either kill himself or go to prison for a large part of his life for doing something totally idiotic. This might be the best for society :P.