How would you describe yourself in real life?

Eh, I pretty much act the same way that I act on this forum, except I keep more to myself. There's a lot of stuff about me that no one I know in real life knows.

I'm openminded, outspoken (Which my grandparents don't like, hence, they hate me and love my sister because she's gullible.), perverse, overly-friendly, laid-back, sarcastic, artistic, motherly, and pretty much always happy around everyone. When people insult me I tend to laugh in their face.

I have a problem with slurring my words together, or thinking one thing and saying another. Which...can be a problem sometimes. ie: I tried to say "Vibrating" in choir once, and it came out "Vibrator". Quite often I'll have to repeat myself. It's worse when I'm talking infront of a large group of people.

When a friend is having a bad day, I'll go the extra mile to try and cheer them up. Usually I'll buy them a rose or something along those lines. I'm pretty much the person everyone comes to to talk to when they're having a problem, or when they need someone to listen to them without judging them.

Some people find me frightening, as well. I have no clue why.

Its also cool how you have the voice of a child

...Oh shut up. -.-;; I happen to like my little 12-16 year old voice, thank you.

I stalk children in department stores. I'm also a big fan of public defecation.

Seriously, I don't act all too different from how I act here. If I'm around friends, I'm basically the same guy you see posting here. If I'm around strangers, I keep to myself. That's about it.

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