Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls

hah, im 12, so if i can be like j00z when i grow up, i'll drink til my socks fall up!

That is, if you can find time in your schedule where you don't constantly clutter these forums with garbage.

Mjordan2nd, that girl is what we like to call a trick. She makes you jealous, and she makes you horny, but you're not gonna get anywhere with her. So just tell yourself, "fuck it," and get over her.

And don't fucking worry about relationships. Wait until you're a freshman, and fuck the easy girls. No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life. So take advantage of the sluts, and try to get with every girl you meet.

Alcohol can destroy your liver.

So can bullets... but we don't avoid bullets.

Dammit, my analogy made no fucking sense.

Oh well, ALCOHOL KICKS ASS.

i was talking about basketball

i was talking about basketball

Me too..?

"There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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-Batman costume warning label

No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life

I beg to differ. I hooked up with my girlfriend when I was his age and we've been going strong for almost three years now.

Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."

We shall see. At least that's 4 years I've had a girlfriend and you haven't.

It won't last. Guaranteed.

Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."

I'd probably agree... Are you going to the same college? Do you both plan to end up in the same location after college? I'm not telling you to break up or saying that you're stupid for doing what you're doing (by any means). I'm just saying that... maybe that end result you're progressing towards is a bit more difficult to reach than we all would like to think.

We shall see. At least that's 4 years I've had a girlfriend and you haven't.

I don't think I could handle being whipped for four years. I'd go crazy.

I don't think I could handle being whipped for four years. I'd go crazy.

Like I said, 4 years that I had a girlfriend and you didn't. Have you ever had a girlfriend? I don't think the 13 year olds would even mess with you.

Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."

I believe it was you who instigated.